Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
Abraham Lincoln
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
Bette Davis
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield
The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all the time.
Julia Child
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Rodney Dangerfield
Have you ever heard of a good marriage growing in front of the cameras?
Brigitte Bardot
My first wife was a brunette, and Barbi Benton, my major romantic relationship of the early 1970s, was a brunette. But since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonds.
Hugh Hefner
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
Oscar Wilde
The trend of opinion among eugenists is that we must make marriage more difficult. Certainly no one who is not a desirable parent should be permitted to produce progeny.
Nikola Tesla
I love the concept of togetherness and the entwinement of marriage.
William Shatner
Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness.
Benjamin Franklin
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
Rodney Dangerfield
I don't know if I believe in marriage. I believe in family, love and children.
Penelope Cruz
The press is just not your friend when it comes to a marriage. That's why we didn't sell the pictures of our wedding, and we got offered millions of dollars for them, millions.
Katy Perry
I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.
Hugh Hefner
The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn't get a divorce for almost a year.
Hedy Lamarr
Marriage equality is about more than just marriage. It's about something greater. It's about acceptance.
Charlize Theron
I'm so wrapped up in my work that it's often impossible to consider other things in my life. My marriage ended in divorce because of this, my relationship with Holly has suffered by this.
Jim Carrey
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby
I come from divorce. I'm only doing marriage once. It's not a game for me.
Shia LaBeouf
It took me a long time to be convinced that marriage was right for me because I've come from a long line of broken marriages. My parents divorced, and I had two broken marriages myself.
Sylvester Stallone
The only day I remember of my parents' marriage was the day my dad walked out. As I stood there at five years old, with my older sister and younger brother, I knew that he was gone.
Ellie Goulding
I'm not convinced about marriage. Divorce is so easy, and that fact that gay people are not allowed to marry takes much of the meaning out of it. Committing yourself to one person is sacred.
Natalie Portman