I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.Family
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.Family
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.Night
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.Funny
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.Home
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.Home
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.Sports
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.Marriage
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.Marriage
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.Marriage
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.Phone
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.Kissing
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.Dogs
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.Pet
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.Boyfriend