Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Art
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Education
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
Movies
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
Movies
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Funny
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Funny
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
War
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Morality
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Peace
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Regret
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Choice
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Death
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Humor
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
Films
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
Films
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Television