Best George Carlin Quotes

  • Name: George Carlin;
  • Occupation: Comedian;
  • Date of birth: May 12, 1937;
  • Date of death: June 22, 2008;
  • Zodiac: Taurus;

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

Family

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

Truth

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

Good

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

Night

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Night

When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.

Night

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

Loneliness

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Funny

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

State

When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.

Work

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

Universe

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

Communication

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

Death

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